Hello Hello He’s back again

Sicko child abusing paedo Gary Glitter (AKA Paul Francis Gadd) was released from jail in Vietnam yesterday and prompted deported to Thailand for a connecting flight back to the UK.

News from Bangkok is that he’s now faking some sort of chest pain and refusing to board the plane back to the UK. The Thai authorities have got this pervert’s number and declared him ‘persona non grata’. This means he’s stuck in the airport and unable to head into Patpong for some rumpy-pumpy with the lady-boys.

The options for this child molester are rather limited. He can-

1. Hole up in BKK indefinitely, Tom Hanks style (The Terminal).
2. Try and get another ticket to some country who will have him. The only country I can think off that is bonkers enough is North Korea but he would require a visa.
3. Call it quits and head back to the UK where he’ll be targeted by furious anti-paediatrician gangs.

It’s not rock and roll is it Gary?

–LATE EDIT–

News is coming in that GG is on his way to Hong Kong (HKG). I bet the former British colony is just ecstatic to have an old prevert in their midst. If he’s allowed out of the airport, he might be able to catch some of the Olympic show jumping. But then again, it’s only horsey types and big German dentists. Probably not his cup of cha. And he’d better steer clear of the PLA- the Chinese aren’t big on Human Rights for paedos.